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On Camera
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So the debut
didn’t turn out the way I had hoped; that’s ok…because the fact is that each
and every one of you got to see what’s in store for you in the future as you
all have to eventually come face to face, toe to toe, with The Hottest Summer
Blockbuster.
Last
Outbreak I was in an unenviable situation of competing in a clusterfuck of a
battle royal against some of the best talent in UWA…oh and Mya Denton and
Lilith Evans were there too…now I’m not making any excuses, but I operate
better in a straight up environment.
Just relying on me, myself and I one on one…man to man…or man to less
than a man as it is with some of these people, who are less than a man when
compared to the greatness that is The Monday Night Delight.
Now imagine
my disappointment to find that, yet again, I’m finding myself in the unenviable
situation of having to rely on someone whose skills are far and away inferior
to my own in a match against Ricky Octavius and Gwen Black.
Seriously,
how much more can the deck be stacked against The Outstanding Outbreak Aficionado?
Well let’s scratch the surface a little more, shall we? You’ll find that Ricky and Gwenny are buddies
and pals from the Ante Up school. They’re
not only great athletes, superior to the Alex London loser I’m having to team
with, but they’re damn sure going to be on the same page.
I’m sorry, I
can’t operate on the same page with Alex London…a guy who cannot hold a candle
to the skill and ability that I possess.
He is not The Hottest Summer Blockbuster, he’s just a B-List flop. He’s not The Monday Night Delight, he’s a
fraud.
Ricky, you’re
lucky…in a one on one scenario, I KNOW damn well that I’d embarrass you and
beat you within an inch of your life and then UWA would have to grant The
Outstanding Outbreak Aficionado a title shot instead of the clowns currently in
the match at Against All Odds.
Gwenny, you
might get lucky too…you might get lucky enough to get some alone time with The
Hottest Summer Blockbuster, just you and I in the match, and you might get to
touch and caress these awesome abs. I
mean, what female in their right mind wouldn’t want to touch these bad boys?
As for you,
London…my advice to you is just to sit back, relax, and let a real man carry
the weight of this tag team right here.
I mean, that’s what it will come down to anyway. It will come down to me having to carry this
team across the finish line, ME having to pull my own weight as well as YOUR
dead weight because you won’t be able to pull your weight in this team.
But hey, I’m
used to carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders. It’s what I do. I make people famous. I make companies famous. I am The Monday Night Delight and once again,
thanks to me, this match will be the show stealer.
You’re
welcome.
